8/5/13 4:07 AM
The groveling Technical Notes, below, read like a Maine Chamber of Commerce screed. The Notes are supposed to be about THE DRINK. The drink in THE BOTTLE. All I learned is that their buffoon governor, Paul LePage, has so humiliated the state's citizens that their directional sense is muddled to the point where they can't even market a cordial right. "Baja Rosa," eh? From the Lower 48's northeasternmost state? Whose governor is violently anti-Mexican? (Say, when you think Maine, don't you always think "tequila"? I know I do. With a lobster claw stirrer.) Before long and they'll be touting their cachaca. "Caipirinha, anyone? We call it 'El LePage.'"